CJ the Charismatic Cult Leader

Of course most people are already convinced of my semi-legendary awesomeness, but I just thought — maybe I should perform a miracle? We all know the sun sets every day yes? 🙂

Well in a couple of months if my heroic disciples would like to raise some dosh for a pilgrimage we shall go on holiday, and I shall stand on a hilltop and command the sun to not set – and I assure you it will not!

Of course I am not keen on the heat, so maybe a cruise to Svalbard? That seems like a worthy place to be  the scene of my miracle in May or June…

NASA satellite shot of Svalbard

NASA satellite shot of Svalbard

Any takers??? Anyone doubt I can perform this miracle?

cj x

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About Chris Jensen Romer

I am a profoundly dull, tedious and irritable individual. I have no friends apart from two equally ill mannered cats, and a lunatic kitten. I am a ghosthunter by profession, and professional cat herder. I write stuff and do TV things and play games. It's better than being real I find.
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6 Responses to CJ the Charismatic Cult Leader

  1. David says:

    Hmmm…yes…especially as the sun never sinks below the horizon at the North Pole during the summer!!

  2. Chris says:

    Oh ye of little faith! Can you deny I can indeed perform this miracle? 🙂 OK, yeah you rumbled me, but I thought it worth a try! 🙂

    cj x

  3. David says:

    Nice try CJ!
    Why don’t you try something a little simpler, like walking across my swimming pool?

    DCG

  4. Ed says:

    Ha, you’re a rotten cheat Chris! I reckon you should apply to become the King of Svalbard!

  5. Chris says:

    Seems like a plan Ed. I’m not risking DCG’s pool, I’m not a good swimmer and he might fill it with pirahna’s or something. 🙂 Still, it does clearly show the danger of applying geographically based information and common sense in the wrong context – because of course the sun does not come up each day, or set, in certain parts of the world. Sadly you both spotted this rather than accepting my miraculous powers!

    cj x

  6. David says:

    Don’t worry CJ… my swimming pool hasn’t had any water in it since last summer! The lining has broken, and as the cost of repairing and re-filling the thing is so expensive, we are not going to bother. So you can walk across it quite easily!
    If you do want to try something apparently miraculous, I’ll lend you some of my magic/conjouring books if you like…lol.

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